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I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. ↗


— Jo Brand


#entertaining #hugely #i #just #like

Life is a process of working out what's not working for you and disentangling yourself from it and trying then not walk into the same thing again. Watching your patterns and correcting them if you can. ↗


— Siobhan Fahey


#correcting #into #life #life is a #out

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it started to go reasonably well and the opportunity arose for me to move into it full time, I just couldn't turn it down. I just took the risk, and I just wanted to see if it would work and thankfully it did. ↗


— Jo Brand


#arose #comedy #did #down #fancied

I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways. ↗


— Jo Brand


#friends #great #great people #i #many

I'm not an artist who has an agenda that's set by the work. ↗


— Anish Kapoor


#artist #i #set #who #work

I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully. ↗


— Jo Brand


#children #hideous #i #like #make

I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean? ↗


— Jo Brand


#do you know #i #important #just #know

The cyberspace earnings I get from Linux come in the format of having a Network of people that know me and trust me, and that I can depend on in return. ↗


— Linus Torvalds


#cyberspace #depend #earnings #format #get

They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards. ↗


— Creighton W. Abrams, Jr.


#bastards #got #poor #surrounded #us

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society. ↗


— Jo Brand


#female #male #more #social #society






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