#or

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. ↗

— George Carlin

#better #building #called #doctor #felt

And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#i #lived #short #very #why

I get on the floor, and I can do things a woman a fifth my age can't do. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#fifth #floor #get #i #i can

Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you. ↗

— Ovid

#habitual #more #trouble #will #you

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#care #freelance #head #i #i am

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#class #cnn #daughter #doing #early

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#ages #anyway #evidence #middle #middle ages

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#amount #been #certain #clinton #era

To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#angry #could #cut #feminist #hair

The music industry is so easy compared to the ballet world. ↗

— Vanessa Carlton

#compared #easy #industry #music #music industry