#or

Rock 'n' roll is not red carpets and MySpace friends, rock'n'roll is dangerous and should piss people off ↗

— Gerard Way

#life #music #humor

Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#humor

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat." I grinned. "I've noticed." Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term." "Really? I thought you were talking about his ass. ↗

— Cate Tiernan

#sarcasm #teasing #witty #humor

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #love #lyrics #music #humor

Intelligent men are dangerous. ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#intelligent #men #humor

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you. ↗

— Morrissey

#lyrics #music #humor

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#humor #laurell-k-hamilton #humor

Nothing is so common as the desire to be remarkable. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#notoriety #humor

I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'. ↗

— Molly Harper

#labels #stalking #humor

I sent a quick text to Adrian: I have a hickey! You can’t ever kiss me again. I honestly hadn’t expected him to be awake this early, so I was surprised to get a response: Okay. I won’t kiss you on your neck again. So typical of him. No! You can’t ever kiss me ANYWHERE. You said you were going to keep your distance. I’m trying, he wrote back. But you won’t keep your distance from me. I didn’t dignify that with a response. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#aftermath #freaking-out #hickey #humor #kisses