#or

Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan. ↗

— Steven Brust

#plan #vlad-taltos #humor

Rising up, I kissed Daemon's cheek. "No one trusts him, but you can't threaten him every five seconds." "Yes, I can. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#humor

Billy squinted at me. "Why are you letting them go?" "Because they're real." "How do you know?" "The one I was holding crapped on my hand. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor

I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I'm glad it exists; I just don't ever want to get stuck in it. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#humor

What’s that?” she asked the girl, wrinkling her nose. “Oh, that? That’s just Pillover.” “And what’s a pillover, when it’s at home?” “My little brother.” “Ah, I commiserate. I have several of my own. Dashed inconvenient, brothers. ↗

— Gail Carriger

#humor

My motto for fashion: If you can’t afford to make an elegant statement, make a ridiculous one. ↗

— Stacey Jay

#humor #humor

While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#coach #humor #pegasus #humor

Goats and monkies! ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#humor

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. ↗

— Noel Fielding

#jokes #humor