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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#class #country #discover #high #high school

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#beware #finds #hard #himself #learn

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#armor #attacked #expresses #full #hot

I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it's a very poor scheme for survival. ↗


— Kurt Vonnegut


#crowning #evolution #far #glory #human

Change is one of my favourite words. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#favourite #words

Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#friend #just #kids #london #organised

How you look has become ridiculously disproportionate to what you do. Critics are more harsh on female presenters. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#critics #disproportionate #female #harsh #how

I can't be bothered to go to the gym, though. I honestly just can't be bothered - it's the most boring thing on Earth. I have tried and every six months I go 'right, I'm going to the gym'. Then I do it for two weeks and get so bored by it. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#boring #boring thing #bothered #earth #every

I think it's really hard for teenage girls in London to just gently... have a life. Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can't just walk three roads to see a friend. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#friend #gently #hard #i #i think

I was away a lot on 'Countdown' when the children were young and I couldn't have done it without Mum's help. Because she was at home running all of that, I never had to worry about them. ↗


— Carol Vorderman


#away #because #children #done #had






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