#or

Did television execs have souls? Now, that was an existential question and a half. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#humor

What's the point of using words nobody knows or can say comfortably? ↗

— Stephen Chbosky

#humor

The fact that Gene Simmon's son is a manga-ka disturbs me more than whether he's really copying or not. ↗

— Tite Kubo

#humor

Few humans see fairies or hear their music, but many find fairy rings of dark grass, scattered with toadstools, left by their dancing feet. ↗

— Judy Allen

#fiction #humor #humor

He was admired for never being at a loss for words and never wasting any either. ↗

— Garrison Keillor

#humor

People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because, please, you look like you are twelve and a half and driving with a serious look. Most kids who get the opportunity to drive illegally are smiling so big that they look dyslexic and about to piss their pants with excitement because they are in operation of a vehicle that isn’t manufactured by PlayStation. ↗

— Chase Brooks

#humor #playstation #preteens #sexy #humor

Nothing, Basil. I’ll see you in a few,” Fine, and it’s Lord Basil.” Even in the bedroom?” Especially in the bedroom. ↗

— Adrian Phoenix

#humor

Fisk would take care of it. ↗

— Hilari Bell

#reliance #humor

And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very good chance that I might be. ↗

— Danny Wallace

#humor

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic. ↗

— Caprice Crane

#humor