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Proportion is the heart of beauty. ↗


— Ken Follett


#beauty #construction #proportion #art

Well-read people are less likely to be evil. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#humor

She buys "mixed salad greens" for seven dollars a bag, triple-washed with who knows what. And to get this stuff home, which is only two blocks away from the grocery store, Jennica throws all of it into plastic bags. There is a husk on her corn, corn that Jennica's store sells in April.. there is a rind on her grapefruit, grapefruit that gets flown in from Florida... but still, Jennica puts the corn and the citrus into plastic bags. Her supposedly organic red peppers, which cost six dollars a pound, come in a foam tray under shrink-wrap, but she puts them in a plastic bag. And then the checkout girl puts all of Jennica's little plastic parcels into two or three more big white plastic bags, and then Jennica walks the two blocks home, where she unpacks all the bags and then trows them in the same trash bin where her corn husks and citrus rinds go. ↗


— Rudolph Delson


#plastic #what-is-wrong-with-the-world #home

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality. ↗


— Megan McCafferty


#humor

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? ↗


— Elizabeth Jane Howard


#humorous-quotations #humor

Well the press and things like that are pretty hard core, but I don't pay too much attention to that. ↗


— Holly Valance


#core #hard #i #like #much

There is, in the Army, a little known but very important activity appropriately called Fatigue. Fatigue, in the Army, is the very necessary cleaning and repairing of the aftermath of living. Any man who has ever owned a gun has known Fatigue, when, after fifteen minutes in the woods and perhaps three shots at an elusive squirrel, he has gone home to spend three-quarters of an hour cleaning up his piece so that it will be ready next time he goes to the woods. Any woman who has ever cooked a luscious meal and ladled it out in plates upon the table has known Fatigue, when, after the glorious meal is eaten, she repairs to the kitchen to wash the congealed gravy from the plates and the slick grease from the cooking pots so they will be ready to be used this evening, dirtied, and so washed again. It is the knowledge of the unendingness and of the repetitious uselessness, the do it up so it can be done again, that makes Fatigue fatigue. ↗


— James Jones


#chores #domesticity #fatigue #futility #repetition

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ↗


— A.A. Milne


#idleness #inspirational #humor

Honey, you worry too much. Nothing is going to happen, I mean come on, you’re in the house of Mr. Hausefalle, the guru of home security! You’re probably safer over there than here."- House Trap, ch. 4: A Grave Mistake. ↗


— Mike Mauthor


#realistic-fiction #suspense #thriller #home

This house is a prision not a home... ↗


— the anonymous sea


#home






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