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I feel I owe you another explanation Harry," said Dumbledore hesitantly. "You may, perhaps, wondered why I never chose you as a prefect? I must confess...that I rather thought...you had enough responsibility to be going on with." Harry looked up at him and saw a tear trickling down Dumbledore's face into his long silver beard. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #prefect #responsibility #responsibility

Oh, these people's minds work in strange ways, Petunia, they're not like you and me," said Uncle Vernon, trying to knock in a nail with the piece of fruitcake Aunt Petunia had just brought him. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #j-k #rowling #sorcerer-s #stone

Three turns should do it. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #time-turner #prison

Turn to page three hundred and ninety-four. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#j-k-rowling #prisoner-of-azkaban #prison

Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?" said a cold, drawling voice. Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe and Goyle right behind him. "Yeah, reckon so," said Harry casually. "Got plenty of special features, hasn't it?" said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. "Shame it doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a Dementor." Crabbe and Goyle sniggered. "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy," said Harry. "Then it could catch the Snitch for you. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humour #snitch #prison

And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me —” “JORDAN!” yelled Professor McGonagall. “Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest — ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#j-k-rowling #jordan #order-of-the-phoenix #professor-mcgonagall #quidditch

Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl! ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #ron-weasley #girl

I can do this, Logan," she said confidently. "Kala trained me for this." "What if something goes wrong? I can't exactly wave a magic wand over you. I'm not Harry Potter." "Who?" "Never mind. ↗


— Alyxandra Harvey


#isabeau #logan #potter #confidence

I guess I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. ↗


— Roger Jones


#mathematics #statistics #mathematics

Like that's the only reason anyone would ever buy a first-aid kit? Don't take this the wrong way, Professor McGonagall, but what sort of crazy children are you used to dealing with?" "Gryffindors," spat Professor McGonagall, the word carrying a freight of bitterness and despair that fell like an eternal curse on all youthful heroism and high spirits. ↗


— Eliezer Yudkowsky


#harry-potter #world-domination #heroism






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