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Facing this stuff, in real life is not like school, in school, if you make a mistake you can just try again tomorrow, but out there...when your a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes...you don't know what that's like.


J.K. Rowling


#life

The greatest minds are like film, they take the negatives and develop themselves in darkness...


Brandi L. Bates


#hard-times #harry-potter #j-k-rowling #life #negativity

Personal happiness lies in knowing that life is not a checklist of acquisition. Your qualifications are not your life.


J.K. Rowling


#j-k-rowling #life

And anyway, life's too short....


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #life

Albus Dumbledore had gotten to his feet. He was beaming at the students, his arms opened wide, as if nothing could have pleased him more than to see them all there. "Welcome!" he said. "Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" "Thank you!" He sat back down. Everybody clapped and cheered. Harry didn't know whether to laugh or not. “Is he — a bit mad?” he asked Percy uncertainly. "Mad?" said Percy airily. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?


J.K. Rowling


#harry #potter #funny

Is my world turning into Harry Potter's?!


Jada Berglund


#curious #harry-potter #hazel #magic #spells

It's going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore's silence than he had been by his weakened voice. "We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ..." "I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hope #hope

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.


J.K. Rowling


#draco-malfoy #harry-potter #neville-longbottom #ron-weasley #stupidity

Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #ron-weasley #girl

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.


Bill Watterson


#getting #inch #like #lottery #snow






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