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Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

Swish and flick.


J.K. Rowling


#sorcer #stone #harry-potter

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

I think you are seriously overestimating my dancing abilities. My kind of dancing usually ends up on the Internet, where people watch it so they can stop feeling sorry about their own lives. You know how people say they have two left feet? It's like I have no feet and my stumps are attached to wheels shaped like triangles.


T.J. Klune


#internet

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things – " "Plumbers?" " – exactly, yes, but of course they're flummoxed.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #plumber #weasley #humor

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #malfoy #humor

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —" "Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. “YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY’S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a finger in Fred’s chest. “You could have died, you could have been seen, you could have lost your father his job —” It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away. “I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor

There you go, Harry!” Ron shouted over the noise. “You weren’t being thick after all — you were showing moral fiber!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #ron-weasley #humor

I find the whole concept of being ‘sexy’ embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me - dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, ‘I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?’ My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.


Emma Watson


#harry-potter #role-model #beauty

After all this time?' 'Always,' said Snape.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #lily #lily-potter #love #memory






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