#ow

Don't you have a machine that puts food into the mouth and pushes it down? ↗

— Nikita Khrushchev

#food #into #machine #mouth #pushes

If there wasn't any business and it was just strictly basketball, then there would be no issue, it would probably be done by now. But the team has to protect. ↗

— Jason Kidd

#basketball #business #done #issue #just

I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage into an incident, and to lift a simple horn call into a thing of stupendous significance by means of scenic emphasis. ↗

— Anton Seidl

#apparently #call #emphasis #help #horn

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler. ↗

— Dorothy Kilgallen

#down #hitler #i #interview #opportunity

Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet. ↗

— Anthony Kiedis

#better #cooler #hammered #head #just

It is always more fun to play a bad guy than to be yourself as you can create a character unlike your own and be someone you are not for a change. ↗

— Richard Kiel

#bad #bad guy #be yourself #change #character

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. ↗

— Laura Kightlinger

#drinking #happy #i #know #now

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. ↗

— Laura Kightlinger

#dates #feel #going #guess #i

New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#bush #castle #cut #dollars #flee

The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.' ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#announced #arnold #arnold schwarzenegger #big #california