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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!


Eoin Colfer


#foaly #humor #humour #humor

Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over


Eoin Colfer


#colfer #colony #demons #eoin #fowl

You have no right to make jigsaws of people.


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #humor

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?


Eoin Colfer


#butler #eoin-colfer #humor #humor

Man wants three things; life, knowledge, and love.


Fulton J. Sheen


#life #love #wants #life

Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.


Eoin Colfer


#humor

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!


Eoin Colfer


#humor #mulch #theif #humor

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.


Eoin Colfer


#artemis-fowl-humor #funny #relativity #time-travel #funny

Knowing is not simply a material act, since the object that is known always conceals something beyond the empirical datum. All our knowledge, even the most simple, is always a minor miracle, since it can never be fully explained by the material instruments that we apply to it. In every truth there is something more than we would have expected, in the love that we receive there is always an element that surprises us.


Pope Benedict XVI


#learning #love #spirit #surprise #truth

Some police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down-to-earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to phase a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour. That would do it every time.


Terry Pratchett


#good-omens #humor #neil-gaiman #terry-pratchett #humor






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