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The real purpose of the scientific method is to make sure nature hasn’t misled you into thinking you know something you actually don’t know.


Robert M. Pirsig


#knowledge #mistake #nature #science #art

I don't like lollipops.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #humor

Get up, you useless lump, get up!


J.K. Rowling


#humor #j-k-rowling #humor

I am not forgotten, you know, no, I still receive a very great deal of fan mail. . . . Gladys Gudgeon writes weekly. . . . I just wish I knew why. . . .” He paused, looking faintly puzzled, then beamed again and returned to his signing with renewed vigor. “I suspect it is simply my good looks. . . .


J.K. Rowling


#gilderoy #harry-potter #humor #lockehart #rowling

Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this lecture by heart. “Our home. She feeds us, she shelters us. Her gravity prevents us from flying off into space and freezing, before thawing out again and being crisped by the sun, none of which really matters, as we would have long since asphyxiated.” Artemis paused for laughter and was surprised when it did not arrive. “That was a little joke. I read in a presentation manual that a joke often serves to break the ice. And I actually worked icebreaking into the joke, so there were layers to my humor.


Eoin Colfer


#facepalm-humor #humor

She can't afford to commit more troops,' Holly whispered. 'The gate is her priority, and she needs to have as many Berserkers watching her back as possible. We are secondary at this point.' 'That will be her undoing,' Artemis gasped, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. 'Artemis Fowl will never be secondary.' 'I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?' said Holly.


Eoin Colfer


#captain-short #eight #eoin-colfer #holly-short #humor

Just-In Bieber- A man of bowled hair.


Dead Guy


#humor #justin-bieber #humor

After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally he discovered the stairs, all except the bottom on, and fell up them on his face. The whole castle shook.


Diana Wynne Jones


#howl #howl-s-moving-castle #humor #magic #sophie-hatter

what sphinx of cement and aluminium bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination


Allen Ginsberg


#imagination

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." [What Life Means to Einstein: An Interview by George Sylvester Viereck, Saturday Evening Post, 26 October 1929 (p. 17)]


Albert Einstein


#inspiration #knowledge #limitations #imagination






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