#ows

The monitor presently shows the Windows Blue Screen of Death, though this does not alarm him, as the BSoD is the universal screen saver in Hell. ↗

— Robert Olen Butler

#humor #windows #death

It's really bizarre because no one knows this, but elephants have killed more animal trainers than any other animal. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#any #because #bizarre #elephants #killed

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle. ↗

— Taye Diggs

#handle #i #me #never #throws

Not as ours the books of old - Things that steam can stamp and fold; Not as ours the books of yore - Rows of type, and nothing more. ↗

— Austin Dobson

#fold #more #nothing #old #ours

But I won't deprive myself of singing opera as long as my voice follows. ↗

— Placido Domingo

#follows #i #long #myself #opera

Two shows at once is crazy, but I love it. ↗

— Nicholas Lea

#i #i love #love #once #shows

It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it. ↗

— Daisy Donovan

#dress #energy #flop #front #get

It's strange to play outdoors, especially in the daytime. But we're figuring it out. The rules are different for festival shows - how you talk to the crowd, how you can try to get them involved. Things are just a little different, and I think we've learned to adapt our show. ↗

— Andrew Dost

#crowd #daytime #different #especially #festival

Today you can't go by the titles of the shows to know what the content of the show may be. ↗

— Donna Douglas

#go #know #may #show #shows

God only knows what else is on the web about me. ↗

— Illeana Douglas

#else #god #knows #me #only