#p

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. ↗

— Jeffrey Bernard

#him #horse #runaway #stop #way

Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? ↗

— William Bernbach

#because #do you know #dull #get #good

We share responsibility. It's important to have a good spouse; that's where I sympathize with single parents. ↗

— Hunter Tylo

#i #important #parents #responsibility #share

In communications, familiarity breeds apathy. ↗

— William Bernbach

#apathy #breeds #communications #familiarity #familiarity breeds

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#day-to-day #discussed #need #oeuvre #part

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#coming #good #i #i can #makes

All pitchers are liars or crybabies. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#pitchers

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#comic #consider #i #jokes #myself

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have. ↗

— Sandra Bernhard

#any #i #i always #kind #problem

Hence the saying: If you know the enemy and you know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt; if you now Heaven and you know Earth, you may make your victory complete. ↗

— Sun Tzu

#doubt #earth #enemy #heaven #hence