#pa

When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#failure #false-conclusion #horrified #horror #mistake

This horror will grow mild, this darkness light. ↗

— John Milton

#horror

I can handle pain. ↗

— Adam Sandler

#i #i can #pain

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait -- no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#pants #twitter #wishes #twitter

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#explanations #patience #storytelling #storytelling

Just a tiny little pain, Three days of heavy rain, Three days of sunlight, Everything will be alright, Just a tiny little pain. ↗

— Antonia Michaelis

#storytelling

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope. ↗

— Philip K. Dick

#existentialism #future #hopelessness #weird

Other times, I look at my scars and see something else: a girl who was trying to cope with something horrible that she should never have had to live through at all. My scars show pain and suffering, but they also show my will to survive. They're part of my history that'll always be there. ↗

— Cheryl Rainfield

#scars #self-harm #survival

Busted. I'm a monster. Jev is my deceptively harmless-and shockingly handsome-alter ego. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#ego

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? ↗

— Frank Zappa

#floss #lyrics #teeth #zappa #censorship