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... Paris was a city of love for unimaginative folks.


Lauren Morrill


#love #paris #humor

I brandished my parasol at him like a rapier. 'You, sir, are an abominable scalawag of a man, and I'll be damned if I let you threaten me.


Susan Dennard


#parasols #scalawags #strong-heroines #humor

Oh" She seems relieved. "So you weren't—" "Don't worry, Ms.Grey. I wasn't drinking, smoking, toking or snorting in school. I keep the recreational drug use at home where it belongs.


Courtney Summers


#parker-fadley #humor

Oh yeah? How about M'Lin the cursed?


L.J. Smith


#paranormal #romance #humor

After you are here, I will try not to become one of those parents who brag incessantly about their children, who force them to recite the alphabet backward or sing the Lord's Prayer in German to horrified dinner guests. One of those parents who tell people who aren't interested and haven't askd what their progeny's grade-point average is, what school they go to, how handsome and brilliant and psychic they are. If something goes awry and I do become one of those parents, you have my permission to sneak into my bedroom while I am sleeping and pinch my nostrils shut.


Suzanne Finnamore


#parenthood #humor

Parents. Honestly. Sometimes they really do think the world revolves around them.


Randa Abdel-Fattah


#parents #universe #humor

We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did—a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#god #karma #learning #parenthood #parents

He peered down at me. “Jesus Christ. You’re leaking.” If by “leaking” he meant “sobbing like a girl,” I guess so.


Lili St. Crow


#humor #ya-paranormal #humor

When the mind is free, magic happens.


C.G. Rousing


#humor #law-of-attraction #new-adult #new-thought #paranormal

Mom and Dad exchange a nervous glance and have a telepathic conversation about it. I hear every word. Do we let her out? It's past curfew. True, but look at that—at least she asked! I know! I can hardly believe it! She could have sneaked out, but she asked! I know! We're good parents! "What time will you be back?" Dad asks.


Courtney Summers


#parents #telepathic #humor






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