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When I was your age I knew how to listen to television and learn a few things.


Lewis Nordan


#television #age

Why would a vampire create a younger vampire if there was a possibility the young one might end up destroying the old one?' Stephin stared. 'If you can explain to me how this is different from parenting in general I might know how to answer that.


Adam Rex


#vampires #age

...You won't age? I promise you this - your hands will go shiny and transparent and at the slightest bruise they'll bleed...


John Geddes


#bruise #hands #shiny #skin #transparent

When faced with first time fatherhood at the age of 49, I didn’t know whether to celebrate with champagne… or hemlock.


Len Filppu


#parenting #age

Author has developed a routine of daily emotional debriefing with his kids as he tucks them in at night. To encourage the habit of keeping uncluttered, open heart, he starts with basic questions asking whether anyone has hurt them or made them angry to help them process at an age-appropriate depth. As they mature, he will add questions.


Andy Stanley


#open-heart #parenting #age

If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.


James Lileks


#parenting #age

(Da) "Sorry, Son, what was that? I was too busy ignoring you." (Later) "Sorry, Son, I missed that," Ma said. "Ignoring you can be a full-time job.


Brian Farrey


#humor #parenting #business

But I'm learning it's human nature to want the things you can't have. What changes is how you go about pursuing the things you want. When you're a little kid and you're told no, you scream and throw a temper tantrum. When you're a teenager and your parents tell you no, you're old enough to internalize your temper tantrum. But you're smarter and you're sneakier this time around. So you nod and act like you care when they say no, when they tell you who you can be friends with, when they say the know what's best. But then you go behind their backs to do it anyway. Because at some point, you need to start calling the shots. At some point, you need to start believing you know whats best. Or, I thought with a smile, you just stop asking for their permission in the first place.


Katie Kacvinsky


#parents #permission #change

We pretend that we know our children, because it's easier than admitting the truth--from the minute that cord is cut, they are strangers. It's far easier to tell yourself your daughter is still a little girl than to see her in a bikini and realize she has the curves of a young woman; it's safer to say you're a good parent who has all the right conversations about drugs and sex than to acknowledge there are a thousand things she would never tell you.


Jodi Picoult


#parenting #change

When you moved, I felt squeezed with a wild infatuation and protectiveness. We are one. Nothing, not even death, can change that.


Suzanne Finnamore


#pregnancy #change






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