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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy

When you create a soul, plant the seeds of love with your thoughts, words, and actions . The soul flourishes among the flow-ers of love.

Revathi Sankaran

#motherhood #pregnancy #prenatal #prenatal-education #education

Why are you crying?' 'How can I possibly look good to you? I'm pregnant! I'm really, really pregnant!' 'Of course you are. Why are you crying?' 'Because I'm going to Hawai'i!' 'Yes, you're going to Hawai'i. Come on now, pull yourself together.' I kept crying. Darren looked frantic. He stepped back and fumbled for his roguish smirk. 'So, is this a hormone thing?' 'No, it's not a hormone thing! I'm old, Darren! I'm old and pregnant, and I'm going to Hawai'i. Can you understand how that makes me feel?' He could not. How could I possibly expect my husband to understand all the bizarre things that happen to a woman in spirit and flesh when a friendly alien takes over her body? He still couldn't figure out why Laurie and I wanted to fly all the way to Hawai'i just to spend a week lounging around the pool, comparing underarm flab, when we could stay home and have the same conversation over the phone for a lot less money.

Robin Jones Gunn

#pregnancy #robin-jones-gunn #sisterchicks #home

You can hear now. Your inner ear is formed. I shout "I love you" into the bedroom. Then I feel stupid. Then I don't. This is pretty much the story of my life.

Suzanne Finnamore

#pregnancy #humor

Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out." Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult.

Kristin Hannah

#humor #insult #pregnancy #sisters #humor

I still couldn't imagine that she was really, truly pregnant; maybe this was an hysterical pregnancy. But Sarah was never hysterical. Enthusiastic, yes, ironic on occasion. I couldn't imagine a doctor saying, "No, it's just an ironic pregnancy.

James Lileks

#irony #pregnancy #imagination

You never understand life until it grows inside of you.

Sandra Chami Kassis

#pregnancy #wisdom #life

We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.

Gregory Maguire

#melena #mother #pregnancy #wicked #life

Adoption is a redemptive response to tragedy that happens in this broken world.

Katie J. Davis

#unplanned-pregnancy #love

Never give a lousy person the opportunity to create lousy babies.

Roberto Hogue

#love #marriage #pregnancy #procreation #relationships

If you are a girl, I don't think you should necessarily become a lesbian, although if the idea appeals to you, I wouldn't say anything against it. I wouldn't try to stop you. Men can be obstinate and difficult to live with. Unlike myself, a perfectly reasonable woman unless shown a bag in which I am to place my vomit. IF you are a boy, I apologize.

Suzanne Finnamore

#pregnancy #humor

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