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#pregnancy

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I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy.


Uma Thurman


#again #ever #first #i #never

Half a million women die each year around the world in pregnancy. It's not biology that kills them so much as neglect.


Nicholas D. Kristof


#biology #die #each #half #kills

Kev,” Win said calmly, stepping forward, “I would like to talk to you about something.” Merripen, attentive as always to his wife, gave her a frowning glance. “Now?” "Yes, now.” "Can’t it wait?” "No,” Win said equably. At his continued hesitation, she said, “I’m expecting.” Merripen blinked. “Expecting what?” "A baby.” They all watched as Merripen’s face turned ashen. “But how ...” he asked dazedly, nearly staggering as he headed to Win. "How?” Leo repeated. “Merripen, don’t you remember that special talk we had before your wedding night?” He grinned as Merripen gave him a warning glance. Bending to Win’s ear, Leo murmured, “Well done. But what are you going to tell him when he discovers it was only a ploy?” "It’s not a ploy,” Win said cheerfully. Leo’s smile vanished, and he clapped a hand to his forehead. “Christ,” he muttered. “Where’s my brandy?” And he disappeared into the house. "I’m sure he meant to say ‘congratulations,’ ” Beatrix remarked brightly, following the group as they all went inside.


Lisa Kleypas


#pregnancy #humor

Today you are thirteen weeks old and already controversial. You should know that the mention of the name Pablo is alarming to a very few, highly insignificant people. From this palsied paction there is occasionally the slightest pause, and then, 'Oh, really. Pablo.' Then with a small, self-depreciating chuckle, they might tilt their heads playfully and say something like 'Aren't you afraid people will think he's Mexican?' ... I find it amusing when they balk at Pablo, as though we were naming you Jesus H. Christ and jamming our nails into your hands. They seem to feel your name is up for general discussion, like naming a local bridge or a stray cat. Hmmm. Mr. Whiskers? I don't like Mr. Whiskers. I like the name Blackie.' Aren't you afraid people will think he's black?


Suzanne Finnamore


#pregnancy #humor

When you're pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again, yet after having given birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep it close enough for comfort. That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one.


Jodi Picoult


#mother #motherhood #parents #pregnancy #life

My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.


Melissa McCarthy


#almost #back #body #destroyed #did

If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. That's not called capitalism, that's called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie.


Michael Moore


#believes #called #capitalism #capitalist #christian

Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.


Jane Pauley


#definition #growing #high-risk #i #i am

In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly.


Al Roker


#burden #come #construction #female #going

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.


H. L. Mencken


#catholic #chemistry #forbidden #lawful #mathematics






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