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#pregnancy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pregnancy




They're spreading out. Look unaware and sweet and innocent. It's a little hard to look innocent when I'm as big as a house.


Christine Feehan


#pregnancy #humor

You look great," he said. It made her smile, even if it was a lie. "I'm as big as a house." He laughed. "I like houses. In fact, I'm thinking about architecture as a career.


Kristin Hannah


#couple #humor #love #pregnancy #architecture

Mais ce que je ne savais pas, c'est qu'il n'est pas bon de laisser la mort se promener trop longtemps à visage découvert sur la terre. Je ne savais pas... Elle émeut, elle éveille la mort encore endormie au fond des autres, comme un enfant dans le ventre d'une femme. Et comme quand une femme rencontre une femme grosse - même si elle détourne la tête, tout au fond d'eux-mêmes, si l'on descendait, on les sentirait complices... Oui, c'est leur mort tout d'un coup qui bouge en eux.


Julien Gracq


#pregnancy #death

Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking.


Erin McCarthy


#pregnancy #humor

Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality.


Christine Feehan


#pregnancy #change

Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.


Ina May Gaskin


#pregnancy #inspirational

Contraceptives have a proven track record of enhancing the health of women and children, preventing unintended pregnancy, and reducing the need for abortion.


Louise Slaughter


#children #enhancing #health #need #pregnancy

No one knows we're there, no one sees us. We never leave the room. I think about the secret voice you use when you make love. No one but that person will ever hear it. And here, we listen to each other, but we lock it in with touch, and the room vacuum seals it to stay fresh until we can breathe together again. When he breaks the silence it is to say, "I want you to know that, when you get pregnant, nothing is going to change except your dress size.


Emma Forrest


#love-making #pregnancy #change

What you don't think about when you're planning for children is when you're going to teach them how not to be killed


Darnell Lamont Walker


#death #kids #life #pregnancy #death

Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance you are used to giving things up for them.


Brett Kiellerop


#pregnancy #design






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