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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #childbirth

Postpartum depression is a very real and very serious problem for many mothers. It can happen to a first time mom or a veteran mother. It can occur a few days... or a few months after childbirth.

Richard J. Codey

#childbirth #days #depression #few #first

Why did I not know that (child) birth is the pinnacle where women discover the courage to become mothers?...Until you are the woman on the bricks, you have no idea how death stands in the corner, ready to play his part. Until you are the woman on the bricks, you do not know the power that rises from other women.

Anita Diamant


Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

Margaret Mitchell

#death #humor #taxes #truth #death

The worst, the very worst requirement of friendship, in Eve Dallas's opinion, was sitting through an entire evening of childbirth classes. What went on there--the sights, the sounds, the assault on all the senses--turned the blood cold.

J.D. Robb

#eve-dallas #death

On this one long, blessed night we refused to worry, allowing only hopes and dreams for the future of the human race, held in the miniscule hands of these newborns.

A.B. Shepherd

#hope #new-beginnings #dreams

The desires for both a good experience and a healthy baby are very much connected, and there is nothing wrong with wanting both!

Jennetta Billhimer

#birth #childbirth #health #mother #experience

Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I've cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I've never witnessed such a brutal event.

Phil Robertson


Quests are a huge inconvenience. Don't let anyone tell you differently, even if that person has experience. The problem is that people forget the pain and aggravation as soon as the quest ends successfully, and then they remember only the glorious parts. In this way quests are a bit like childbirth, even to the point of saying that quests often give birth to glory. Maybe.

Amy Neftzger

#glory #inconvenience #plainful #quests #experience

My friend Kathy is the only person who'll be halfway honest with me. 'Did you ever see a cowboy film, where someone has been caught by the Indians and tied between two wild stallions, each pulling in opposite directions?' she asked. I nodded mutely. 'That's a bit what giving birth is like.

Marian Keyes

#humor #family

Having a baby is painful in order to show how serious a thing life is.

Lisa See

#life #life

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