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I love my virginity to the apocalypse.


Scott Westerfeld


#peeps #scott-westerfeld #virginity #love

Writing is a lonely job. Having someone who believes in you makes a lot if difference. They don't have to makes speeches. Just believing is usually enough.


Stephen King


#writers #speech

The success of our economy has always depended not just on the size of our gross domestic product, but on the reach of our prosperity; on the ability to extend opportunity to every willing heart - not out of charity, but because it is the surest route to our common good.


Barack Obama


#speech #economy

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.


Baltasar Gracián


#grammar #speech #spelling #synonyms #vocabulary

Think of negative speech as verbal pollution. And that's what I've been doing: visualizing insults and gossip as a dark cloud, maybe one with some sulfur dioxide. Once you've belched it out, you can't take it back. As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. The interesting this is, the less often I vocalize my negative thoughts, the fewer negative thoughts I cook up in the first place.


A.J. Jacobs


#thoughts #gossip

To this day, I can never shake the connection between this boy, Peeta Mellark, and the bread that gave me hope, and the dandelion that reminded me that I was not doomed.


Suzanne Collins


#katniss-and-peeta #the-hunger-games #connection

As we curve around into the loop of the City Circle, I can see that a couple of other stylists have tried to steal Cinna and Portia's idea of illuminating their tributes. The electric-light-studded outfits from District 3, where they make electronics, at least make sense. But what are the livestock keepers from Distric 10, who are dressed as cows, doing with flaming belts? Broiling themselves? Pathetic.


Suzanne Collins


#city-circle #katniss #katniss-and-peeta #panem #the-capitol

I’ve long believed that for an award to gain prestige, all it takes is having one famous person win it—even if that one person doesn’t know about the award or the fact that they’ve won it. That’s why last year’s “Albatross Harbor’s Man of the Year Award” went to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. And from all the votes this year (one), it looks like the winner will be me. I’ve already begun writing my acceptance speech.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #man-of-the-year #prestige #sir-arthur-conan-doyle #funny

I imagined I was God for a millisecond And became speechless for a long time.


Dejan Stojanovic


#god #imagination #literature #literature-quotes #poetry

Reading is important. Books are important. Librarians are important. (Also, libraries are not child-care facilities, but sometimes feral children raise themselves among the stacks.)


Neil Gaiman


#librarians






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