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Zoo-Wee Mama!


Jeff Kinney


#humor #person #stick #humor

The country needs someone with experience and determination to make tough decisions. All the money aside, it is important that Greece restore its reputation.


Evangelos Venizelos


#country #decisions #determination #experience #greece

The error of youth is to believe that intelligence is a substitute for experience, while the error of age is to believe experience is a substitute for intelligence.


Lyman Bryson


#experience #intelligence #life #youth #age

I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take the bait. I glanced at my nonexistent watch. 'Oops, look at the time. Guess I have to be going now. Let's not do this again sometime, okay?' Before I could move, Pritkin was there, jamming the medallion into the skin of my upper arm.'Ow!'He looked at me expectantly. I glared at him. 'That hurt!' What do you see?' A big red mark,


Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire

I hate when I'm at the grocery store and the person checking me out asks, "Paper or plastic?" It's offensive. As if I'm going to sleep with her just because she has a clever pick up line.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #grocery-store #humor #paper-or-plastic #funny

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.


Devon Ashley


#imperfection #perfect-man #humor

What's the matter with her? [Jasper] asked Griffin. Griffin shook his head. 'Nothing. She's just two personas struggling for dominance in one body.' [Jasper] ... Poor little thing.


Kady Cross


#nonchalance #split-personality #humor

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh.


John Green


#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns

You can keep a person locked up too long.


Gary Gilmore


#locked #locked up #long #person #too

He just raised the dead with coke and cheeseburgers


Rick Riordan


#nico #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians #humor






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