#per

I don't care a straw for your newspaper articles, my constituents don't know how to read, but they can't help seeing them damned pictures. ↗

— Boss Tweed

#care #constituents #damned #help #how

When Elvis was performing, you just tried to figure out a way to get there. I think he set all the records and anyone that has ever had the good fortune to see him, you know what it's like to try to get in to see Elvis. It was impossible, practically. ↗

— Jackie DeShannon

#elvis #ever #figure #fortune #get

It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#laughter #man #property #tears #than

We are all encouraged that Bush appears, really for the first time in his experience on the stage of presidential politics, relaxed. His comfort is our comfort. ↗

— John Dean

#bush #comfort #encouraged #experience #first

One billion people in 175 countries will mark Earth Day. That puts tea parties in perspective, doesn't it? ↗

— Greg Dworkin

#countries #day #earth #earth day #mark

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes. ↗

— Jack Dee

#between #comedian #gets #great #his

I wouldn't say pop stars hit on me - that's just stuff the papers make up. ↗

— Cat Deeley

#i #just #make #make up #me

Any living cell carries with it the experience of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. ↗

— Max Delbruck

#any #billion #carries #cell #experience

I rewrote it and I took all your notes. Read it again, that kind of persistence paid off. ↗

— David Steinberg

#i #kind #notes #off #paid

You know, I have no worst experiences. ↗