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#pets

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #pets




The satyr gave me a sympathetic glance. She was shorter than me by a foot, with large hazel eyes that matched her curly hair. I tried to keep my eyes away from her furry lower half, but it was difficult, especially when she smelled faintly like a petting zoo.


Julie Kagawa


#goat-girl #satyr #pets

You learned to accept, or you ended up in a small room writing letters home with Crayolas.


Stephen King


#insanity #pets

I tell you, that dragon's the most horrible animal I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes on about it, you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit.


J.K. Rowling


#pets

This is the silliest thing I've heard since the cat yoga craze a couple of years ago. I went right out and bought a cat yoga instruction book and tiny terry-cloth headband and renamed my girl cat 'Olive Neutered John,' which she didn't think was funny. Cats have no sense of humor.


Celia Rivenbark


#pets #funny

Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].


Arya Riverdale


#life #pets #life

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.


Bob Barker


#had #joy #me #much #nothing

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!


Anne Tyler


#back #chicken #come #consider #cow

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.


Margaret Cho


#distressing #extremely #me #nation #newest

I had mice that I kept as pets when I was very young, and I've always liked the way they look. Even rats. I'm not scared of them.


Catherine Deneuve


#even #had #i #kept #liked

I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've found homes through their in-store adoption centers, and to spread the word about how we can work together to save millions more pets' lives and, ultimately, end pet homelessness.


Josh Duhamel


#adoption #celebrate #centers #charities #end






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