#pirate

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. ↗

— Fred Willard

#got #like #old #pirate #suddenly

Well, it was never supposed to be like that. Walt died before we had finished. The original idea of Walt's was that you came down there, into the caves, and there were no pirates. But they had been there just seconds before! There was a hot meal on the table, steaming. ↗

— John Hench

#before #came #caves #died #down

I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #genitals #hilarious #humor #naughty

Pirates have always fascinated me. ↗

— Tanith Lee

#fascinated #me #pirates

It's not everyday you get to do a pirate movie, you might as well go for it. ↗

— Keira Knightley

#get #go #go for it #might #movie

Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium. ↗

— Gideon Defoe

#humor #karl-marx #opium #pirates #humor

It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians. ↗

— Pseudonymous Bosch

#librarian #pirate #secret #treasure #librarians

I would say probably Pirates of Silicon Valley just because I'm proud of the work, playing Gates. ↗

— Anthony Michael Hall

#gates #i #just #just because #pirates

There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. What does it mean? I asked. A pirate needs the sight of the sea, he said and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#pirates #sea #imagination

It's important to have as much fun as possible while we're here. It balances out the times when the minefield of life explodes. ↗

— Jimmy Buffett

#life