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Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues.


Justin Somper


#connor #funny #vampirates #anger

They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference; they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under the protection of our own courage; had ye not better make one of us, than sneak after the arses of those villains for employment?


Samuel Bellamy


#anarchy #class #employment #piracy #pirates

Sydney's the kind of port that leaves a mark on a sailor," the old man mused. "Really?" Haakon said, wondering what the man meant. "It did on me," he said, opening up his shirt to display his chest. It was covered with tattoos! At the top, SYDNEY was printed in elaborate red and blue letters. Beneath that was an enticing selection of names and dates. "Mary, 1838...Adella, 1840..." The old sailor began laughing. "Beatrice, 1843...Helen, 1846." And then finally, "Mother." There was no date after "Mother." "Mothers you love forever," he said. Everybody laughed then, including Haakon, though the thought brought some sadness to his heart. He did love his mother forever, and he missed her as well.


Bonnie Bryant Hiller


#pirates #tattoos #dating

Death is death. Whether you die smiling or with tears in your eyes, it amounts to the same thing. A whole heap of nothing


Justin Somper


#death

However bad your life appears, things could be far, far worse


Justin Somper


#life

You must live a very free life." "Me?" she laughed. "I am not who swoops out of the sky to rain fire on pirates!" "Yeah, but before this I never did much. I mean I did a lot, but...I lived in a room at a university, and my whole world was in that little room. There was this world inside my head." De la Fitte studied his head as if she could see through his skull to a little globe inside it somewhere.


Sam Starbuck


#america #engineer #fire #london #pirates

We're so determined to help those we love that we lose all perspective


Justin Somper


#love

After you then, buddy. Youth before beauty


Justin Somper


#beauty

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

My new knight mistress is famed for wielding sharp edges: Sword, Knife and Tongue!


Tamora Pierce


#keladry-of-mindelan #nealan #squire #fame






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