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It was strange watching somebody sleep. It felt intrusive, as if you had caught them at their most defenseless. And as you watched them, motionless, you couldn't help but wonder -if only for a moment- whether they had died, and watch furiously for signs of life


Justin Somper


#life

You must live a very free life." "Me?" she laughed. "I am not who swoops out of the sky to rain fire on pirates!" "Yeah, but before this I never did much. I mean I did a lot, but...I lived in a room at a university, and my whole world was in that little room. There was this world inside my head." De la Fitte studied his head as if she could see through his skull to a little globe inside it somewhere.


Sam Starbuck


#america #engineer #fire #london #pirates

We're so determined to help those we love that we lose all perspective


Justin Somper


#love

After you then, buddy. Youth before beauty


Justin Somper


#beauty

Three,' reckoned the captain, 'ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?' Most likely Trelawney's own men," said the doctor; 'those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.' Nay,' replied the squire. 'Hands was one of mine.' I did think I could have trusted Hands,' added the captain.


Robert Louis Stevenson


#humour #pirates #pun #wit #wordplay

Plans make dreams reality.


Susan Pace-Koch


#children #cowboys #dinosaurs #kids #kittens

Some of these sketches were done at the very beginning of the Pirates project, when I was trying to find a direction for myself. That was the early sixties... maybe 61 or 62.


Marc Davis


#direction #done #early #early sixties #find

Here's your first problem," he said, pointing at a sentence. "'Religion is the opium of the people.' Well, I don't know about people, but I think you'll find that the opium of pirates is actual opium.


Gideon Defoe


#humor #karl-marx #opium #pirates #humor

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.


Dave Barry


#call #humor #life #men #phone

Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.


Terry Pratchett


#immortality #pirates #death






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