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On the one hand, the guns were there to help capture the imagination of the people. But more important, since we knew that you couldn't observe the police without guns, we took our guns with us to let the police know that we have an equalizer.


Bobby Seale


#equalizer #guns #hand #help #imagination

That made love—not grace—the magic ingredient. Then a new thought hit her. Perhaps love was grace. A shiver went up her spine. What did that make anger? The antithesis of grace?


Penelope Marzec


#disability #inspirational #lawyer #police-officer #romance

A policeman, as you discover, has to put up with a hell of a lot of abuse. A man in any other line of work would nail a guy who laid that kind of abuse on him. I know I would.


Kent McCord


#any #discover #guy #hell #him

I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.


Cynthia Payne


#fall #i #i always #love #policemen

If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center.


Tupac Shakur


#buy #center #department #family #get

You are hereby warned that any movement on your part not explicitly endorsed by verbal authorization on my part may pose a direct physical risk to you, as well as consequential psychological and possibly, depending on your personal belief system, spiritual risks ensuing from your personal reaction to said physical risk. Any movement on your part constitutes an implicit and irrevocable acceptance of such risk," the first MetaCop says. There is a little speaker on his belt, simultaneously translating all of this into Spanish and Japanese. "Or as we used to say," the other MetaCop says, "freeze, sucker!" "Under provisions of The Mews at Windsor Heights Code, we are authorized to enforce law, national security concerns, and societal harmony on said territory also. A treaty between The Mews at Windsor Heights and White Columns authorizes us to place you in temporary custody until your status as an Investigatory Focus has been resolved." "Your ass is busted," the second MetaCop says. "As your demeanor has been nonaggressive and you carry no visible weapons, we are not authorized to employ heroic measures to ensure your cooperation," the first MetaCop says. "You stay cool and we'll stay cool," the second MetaCop says. "However, we are equipped with devices, including but not limited to projectile weapons, which, if used, may pose an extreme and immediate threat to your health and well-being." "Make one funny move and we'll blow your head off," the second MetaCop says.


Neal Stephenson


#funny #police #funny

If you don't have a policeman to stop traffic and let you walk across the street like you are somebody, how are you going to know you are somebody?


John C. White


#going #how #know #like #policeman

It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.


Stephen Colbert


#police #humor

The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger.


Jarod Kintz


#dagger #death #framed #guilt #guilty

While the new Legionnaire man eliminated his enemies in the name of God, with a cross in his hand, the new Communist man eliminated God altogether and stood on His pedestal. They were both equally thirsty for blood.


Teodor Flonta


#life #love #secret-police #securitate #transylvania






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