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Jesse Ventura

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I love my country, not my government.

— Jesse Ventura

#bill-of-rights #constitution #despotism #freedom #government

Enhanced Interrogation is Dick Cheney changing a word, Dick Cheney comes up with a new word to cover his ass!

— Jesse Ventura

#torture #change

In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?

— Jesse Ventura

#liberty #war-on-drugs #freedom

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

— Jesse Ventura

#ballet #violence #wrestling

Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.

— Jesse Ventura

#earn #else #first #get #government

The Constitution guarantees us our rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's all. It doesn't guarantee our rights to charity.

— Jesse Ventura

#constitution #guarantee #guarantees #happiness #liberty

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

— Jesse Ventura

#bra #come #could #fabric #i

I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief.

— Jesse Ventura

#belief #believe #comes #feeling #heart

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.

— Jesse Ventura

#citizen #flag #more #much #patriot

We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.

— Jesse Ventura

#brave #call #country #false #free

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David Gewirtz of ZDNet wrote in a November 2011 article that he thinks Ventura would have a chance at winning if he declared his intention to run at that point and ran a serious campaign but that it would be a long shot. Ventura had initially planned to appoint a Democrat to Wellstone's seat but he instead appointed Dean Barkley to represent Minnesota in the Senate until Wellstone's term expired in January 2003. Alluding to the 2008 election Ventura boldly announced that "In 2008 maybe we oughta put a wrestler in the White House".

Navy Underwater Demolition Team member during the Vietnam War[citation needed]. Ventura left office in 2003 deciding not to run for reelection. James George Janos (born July 15 1951) better known by his stage name Jesse Ventura is an American politician actor author veteran and former professional wrestler who served as the 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003.

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