#politicians

If more politicians in this country were thinking about the next generation instead of the next election, it might be better for the United States and the world. ↗

— Claude Pepper

#better #country #election #generation #instead

On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#liars #lie #life #lying #men

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #politicians #politics #funny

[Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing. ↗

— Aristophanes

#attributes #barter #character #demagoguery #government

The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation ↗

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

#politics #statesmen #elections

I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audience of supporters cheered them on, but I was so disgusted that I had to turn off the political debate.   ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cheer #criminals #debate #disgust #fans

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#problem #vacation #politicians

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician ↗

— Charles Chaplin

#self-image #politicians

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. ↗

— Will Rogers

#politicians

He's an honest politician--he stays bought. ↗