#popcorn

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. ↗

— W. C. Fields

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#his #i #laziest #man #met

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. ↗

— Estella Warren

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#eating #popcorn #really #see #smoking

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn ↗

— James Patterson

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#funny #max #popcorn #ride #funny