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David Gerrold

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The fifties are a peaceful time, a quiet sleeping time between two noisy bursts of years, a blue and white time filled with sweet yellow days, music and bright smelling memories.

— David Gerrold


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

— David Gerrold

#typewriters #men

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.

— David Gerrold


I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.

— David Gerrold

#philosophy #funny

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

— David Gerrold

#be grateful #die #dirt #eat #face

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

— David Gerrold

#future #his #i #memories #only

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

— David Gerrold

#bizarre #course #enjoy #gets #interesting

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

— David Gerrold

#lifeguard #pool #problem

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

— David Gerrold

#does #immune #laws #mean #operations

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One reason given by Gerrold for the length of time taken between books 4 and 5 is the need to develop a writing style called "first person psychotic". The script was purchased by the TNG producers but eventually David Gerroldlved. The Star Wolf series reflects Gerrold's contention that due to the distances involved space battles would be more like submarine hunts than the dogfights usually portrayed—in most cases the ships doing battle would not even be able to see each other.

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