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Maybe by his second year in Hogwarts, Harry Potter will learn the trick to making a movie this good, but don't bet on it. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring is one of the best films of the year.


Joel Siegel


#bet #fellowship #films #good #harry

Well, before I knew there was going to be a film. I was the biggest Harry Potter fan. I read all the books.


Rupert Grint


#biggest #books #fan #film #going

All those poor elves I haven’t set free yet, having to stay over during Christmas because there aren’t enough hats!


J.K. Rowling


#granger #harry-potter #hats #hermione #houseelves

If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love.


J.K. Rowling


#love

I knew it! I knew it! ” “Are we allowed to speak yet?” said Ron grumpily. Hermione ignored him. “Nicolas Flamel,” she whispered dramatically, “is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone!” This didn’t have quite the effect she’d expected. “The what?” said Harry and Ron. “Oh, honestly, don’t you two read? Look — read that, there.


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #humor #philosopher-s-stone #ron-weasley #humor

I furrowed my brows at him. What was so amazing about a stick? I could pick one up outside on the way to the car. “Let me guess, you’re Harry Potter and this is the school of Hogwarts. If I say Lumos will it light up?


Brandi Salazar


#humor #lumos #magic #school #humor

Scrimgeour: "It's time you learned some respect!" Harry: "It's time you earned it.


J.K. Rowling


#defiance #harry-potter #scrimgeour #anger

Will there ever be an encyclopedia? Possibly. I would say two things about the encyclopedia: firstly, I’ve always said and I stand by it, whenever I do do a printed encyclopedia I would like all the proceeds to go to charity. Back in 1998 I never dreamt I personally I would be in the position that I could set up a large charitable foundation and personally do things for charity, and I’ve done other charity books already.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #j-k-rowling #pottermore #the-scottish-book #charity

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —" "Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. “YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING A LEAF OUT OF PERCY’S BOOK!” yelled Mrs. Weasley, prodding a finger in Fred’s chest. “You could have died, you could have been seen, you could have lost your father his job —” It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away. “I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #humor

These books can't possibly compete with centuries of established history, especially when that history is endorsed by the ultimate bestseller of all time." Faukman's eyes went wide. "Don't tell me Harry Potter is actually about the Holy Grail." "I was referring to the Bible." Faukman cringed. "I knew that.


Dan Brown


#holy-grail #humor #humor






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