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Ooh, tu tens um ar muito mais saboroso que o Crabbe e o Goyle, Harry


J.K. Rowling


#hermione-granger #death

Albus Severus," kata Harry pelan, sehingga tak ada orang lain kecuali Ginny yang bisa mendengarnya, dan Ginny cukup bijaksana untuk berpura-pura melambai kepada Rose, yang sekarang sudah di atas kereta, "kau dinamakan seperti dua kepala sekolah Hogwarts. Salah satunya adalah Slytherin dan dia barangkali orang paling berani yang pernah kutemui.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #the-deathly-hallows #death

You think I'm a fool?" demanded Harry. "No, I think you're like James," said Lupin, "who would have regarded it as the height of dishonor to mistrust his friends.


J.K. Rowling


#james-potter #loyalty #trust #death

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hurt #pain #death

I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I'm sure she's no Death Eater-" "She's foul enough to be one..." "Yes, but the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.


J.K. Rowling


#dolores-umbridge #evil #good #harry-potter #sirius-black

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.


Megan McCafferty


#harry-potter-related #quidditch #funny

Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?" "Only once" said Hermione stung. "I got you loads more then you got me-" "I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times-" "Well if you're counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand-


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #ron-weasley #humor

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #toilet #humor

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #humor

You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying, but I'd made you promise to come along to the Three Broomsticks, and you really didn't want to go, you'd much rather spend the whole day with her, but unfortunately you thought you really ought to meet me and would she please, please come along with you, and hopefully you'd be able to get away more quickly? And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too,' Hermione added as an afterthought. 'But I don't think you're ugly,' said Harry, bemused. Hermione laughed.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hermione-granger #humor #order-of-the-phoenix #humor






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