#preacher

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#could #get #giving #great #money

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#i #marrying #preacher #way #wife

One preacher turned me on, another turned me off. ↗

— Barry White

#me #off #preacher #turned

It is a poor sermon that gives no offense; that neither makes the hearer displeased with himself nor with the preacher. ↗

— George Whitefield

#gives #hearer #himself #makes #neither

I think Jim got screwed. I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher. Jim Bakker was very good at what he did. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#been #did #good #got #great

Jim Bakker is an extremely talented preacher, if he would just get it together. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#extremely #get #jim #jim bakker #just

Once Playboy came to me, all the preachers ran. I needed to pose in Playboy to make money. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#i #make #me #money #needed

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. ↗

— Vance Havner

#him #himself #keep #preacher #prepare

Both my parents are Methodist preachers, I grew up in a church. ↗

— Wes Bentley

#church #grew #i #methodist #parents

The world looks at preachers out of church to know what they mean in it. ↗

— Richard Cecil

#know #looks #mean #out #preachers