#pregnant

You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. ↗

— Vanessa Paradis

#city #eat #house #i #know

'Good Morning America' exploited Joan Lunden's pregnancy, but you won't see me bringing my babies on the air. The only reason I'm talking about the babies at all is that they've been with me on the show since I became pregnant. After a while, I had to acknowledge this pumpkin tummy. ↗

— Jane Pauley

#acknowledge #after #air #america #babies

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#doing #every #giant #like #pregnant

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying it for three years. ↗

— Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#denying #foot #got #grew #i

I'd already put on a bit of weight before I got pregnant. ↗

— Jennifer Ellison

#before #bit #got #i #pregnant

At only 20 years old I got married. I was still a kid myself, but in those times, if you got someone pregnant, you had no choice but to get married. So I left school and the only thing I could do was sing. ↗

— David Soul

#could #get #get married #got #had

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end - they don't get to be on TV. ↗

— Amy Poehler

#bitter end #days #end #feet #get

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ↗

— Jim Cole

#fun #games #gets #loses #love

Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts. ↗

— Natasha Hamilton

#being pregnant #bra #breasts #every #four

What did your mom say?" "She said I better not be pregnant." Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait -- you're not, are you?" "Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not have gotten the best grades in school, but I'm not stupid. You know I'm on the Pill. And his Jimmy doesn't get near me without a raincoat, yadamean? Ain't nothin' getting through my little fortress! ↗

— Lisa McMann

#dream-catcher #funny #gone #janers #janie