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Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.


Hal Boyle


#deliver #discuss #habit #lecture #professors

A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service: The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.


Frederick W. Smith


#concept #delivery #earn #feasible #fred

Na escola, a mediocridade vem regada à busca de novas teorias pedagógicas (normalmente com baixíssimo impacto ou possibilidade de verificação de suas premissas); na universidade, vem vestida de burocracia da produtividade e corporativismo de bando; na arte, nos discursos contemporâneos sobre a "destruição da forma". Modos distintos de "fazer nada" ocupando tempo e gerando institucionalização e papo-furado cheio de jargão técnico.


Luiz Felipe Pondé


#ensino #escola #mediocridade #professores #universidade

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him. 'Mum! I can't give a professor love!' 'But you know Neville-' James rolled his eyes. 'Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him love....


J.K. Rowling


#deathly-hallows #epilogue #harry-potter #hogwarts #humor

If I were a professor, I’d bring my cat to class. I’d be silent until it meowed, and as soon as it did, I’d stand up and say, “Lecture’s over.”



Jarod Kintz


#cats #college #funny #humor #lecture

Solving a problem for which you know there’s an answer is like climbing a mountain with a guide, along a trail someone else has laid. In mathematics, the truth is somewhere out there in a place no one knows, beyond all the beaten paths. And it’s not always at the top of the mountain. It might be in a crack on the smoothest cliff or somewhere deep in the valley.


Yōko Ogawa


#mathematics #ogawa #problem-solving #professor #mathematics

I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor.


Tom Berenger


#guess #history #i #professor #weren

My mother is an office manager, my father a professor of economics and financial planner.


Poppy Z. Brite


#father #financial #manager #mother #office

In the academic world, most of the work that is done is clerical. A lot of the work done by professors is routine.


Noam Chomsky


#clerical #done #lot #most #professors

I wrote a novel for my degree, and I'm very happy I didn't submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it.


David Eddings


#degree #had #happy #i #novel






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