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God is even in a single parent household. ↗


— Karen Salmansohn


#relationships #humor

Simple shit makes this chick crap bubbles and rainbows" -Beckett ↗


— Debra Anastasia


#debra-anastasia #humor #poughkeepsie #humor

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. ↗


— Mo Willems


#humor #humorous #philosophy #psychology #humor

Sometimes the one who is running from the Life/Death/Life nature insists on thinking of love as a boon only. Yet love in its fullest form is a series of deaths and rebirths. We let go of one phase, one aspect of love, and enter another. Passion dies and is brought back. Pain is chased away and surfaces another time. To love means to embrace and at the same time to withstand many endings, and many many beginnings- all in the same relationship. ↗


— Clarissa Pinkola Estés


#relationships #death

Ring around the rosie. A pocket full of posie. Ashes ashes, we all fall down. Some people say that this poem is about the Black Death, the fourteenth-century plague that killed 100-million people... Sadly, though, most experts think this is nonsense... How can I be so sure about this rhyme when all the experts disagree? Because I ate the kid who made it up. ↗


— Scott Westerfeld


#peeps #death

Miro, I'm so sorry. I always felt such pity for you humans because you could only think of one thing at a time and your memories were so imperfect and . . . now I realize that just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement." It gets to be a habit. Most of us manage to keep our body count quite low. It's the neighborly way to live. ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#patience #relationships #humor

But nearly every woman I know has a roughly similar story - in fact, dozens of them: stories about being obsessed with a celebrity, work colleague or someone they vaguely knew for years; living in a parallel world in their head; conjuring up endless plots and scenarios for this thing that never actually happened. ↗


— Caitlin Moran


#humor #relationships #humor

… she gave me a look that deftly combined tenderness with revulsion. To this day the memory of that look still visits me like a Jehovah’s Witness: uninvited and tireless. ↗


— Steve Toltz


#humor #relationships #humor

[I'm] as broke as the ten commandments. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#psmith #wodehouse #humor

Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know... ↗


— Matt Groening


#humor #lenny #the-simpsons #humor






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