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Happiness is a monstrosity! Punished are those who seek it. ↗

— Gustave Flaubert

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And I really do think that the difficulty of research makes it more real to you than punching a thing to find out how many men were killed at this particular action. ↗

— Shelby Foote

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Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty. ↗

— Henry Ford

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The bill neither confers nor abridges the rights of anyone but simply declares that in civil rights there shall be equality among all classes of citizens and that all alike shall be subject to the same punishment. ↗

— Lyman Trumbull

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And capital punishment, however ineffective it may be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to, is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory. ↗

— Benjamin Tucker

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For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life. ↗

— Tim Vine

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Clever tyrants are never punished. ↗

— Voltaire

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Fear follows crime and is its punishment. ↗

— Voltaire

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The gods loves to punish whatever is greater than the rest. ↗

— Herodotus

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The purpose of random testing is not to catch, punish, or expose students who use drugs, but to save their lives and discover abuse problems early so that students can grow up and learn in a drug-free environment. ↗

— John Walters

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