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America is a nation fundamentally ambivalent about its children, often afraid of its children, and frequently punitive toward its children.


Letty Cottin Pogrebin


#afraid #ambivalent #america #children #frequently

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.


Edgar Allan Poe


#been #dislike #least #most #puns

Fantastic tyrant of the amorous heart. How hard thy yoke, how cruel thy dart. Those escape your anger who refuse your sway, and those are punished most, who most obey.


Matthew Prior


#anger #cruel #dart #escape #fantastic

The Resistance is a moral certainty, not a poetic one. The true poet never uses words in order to punish someone. His judgment belongs to a creative order; it is not formulated as a prophetic scripture.


Salvatore Quasimodo


#certainty #creative #formulated #his #judgment

We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.


John Shelton Reed


#bourbon #churches #corporal #could #country

He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day.


Patrick Roy


#day #his #me #punch #punched

That's the most beautiful thing that I like about boxing: you can take a punch. The biggest thing about taking a punch is your ego reacts and there's no better spiritual lesson than trying to not pay attention to your ego's reaction.


David O. Russell


#attention #beautiful #beautiful thing #better #biggest

If life is a punishment, one should wish for an end; if life is a test, one should wish it to be short.


Bernardin de Saint-Pierre


#life #paul-and-virginie #paul-et-virginie #pessimism #pessimistic

The genius of impeachment lay in the fact that it could punish the man without punishing the office.


Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.


#fact #genius #impeachment #lay #man

I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.


Allan Sloan


#grew #i #i write #jokes #puns






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