#r

I'd never even seen a play by the time I was 24 years old. ↗

— John Corbett

#even #i #never #old #play

I'd never have written the big books in London. ↗

— Jilly Cooper

#books #i #london #never #written

New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period. Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. ↗

— Libba Bray

#humour #libba-bray #beauty

Leo, sadly, has Parkinson's, but he used to cook all sorts of dazzling things. ↗

— Jilly Cooper

#dazzling #leo #parkinson #sadly #sorts

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#four #i #shopping #today #went

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#burn #clueless #everything #feeling #going

Nothing recedes like progress. ↗

— e. e. cummings

#nothing #progress #recedes

John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?' ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#endorsed #ever #i #john #john kerry

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not. ↗

— Keenen Ivory Wayans

#audience #comedy #comes #doing #experience

Yeah, they look great, but that isn't a fantasy come true, Harry. That's a wood chipper in Playboy bunny clothing. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#consequences #dresden-files #fantasies #playboy #beauty