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Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.


Rick Riordan


#humor #miami #strange #humor

If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?


Kurt Cobain


#humor #kurt #nirvana #perfect #practic

V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?” Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage’s body. “We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered.


J.R. Ward


#humor #paranormal #rhage #romance #vampire

Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.


Ashley Gable


#grammar-humor #humor #language #humor

He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?' I didn’t get a chance to answer before the shop door was thrown open and a furious war mage stomped in. Pritkin spotted me and his eyes narrowed. 'You shaved my legs?!' Mircea looked at me and folded his arms across his chest. I looked from one unhappy face to the other and suddenly remembered that I had somewhere else to be.


Karen Chance


#fiction #humor #romance #supernatural #vampire

I hate you," I muttered. Noah smiled wider. "I know.


Michelle Hodkin


#humor #mara-dyer #noah-shaw #ya #humor

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.


G.K. Chesterton


#humor

How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.


Gail Carriger


#brain #humor #thinking #humor

I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat. He lay still. “I give up,” he said and smiled. “Your move.” Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?


Ilona Andrews


#humor #kate #humor






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