#ration

If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place. ↗

— Aviva Moore

#humor #inspirational #funny

The workforce offers many outlets for personal growth to people of limited potential. You can explore your aptitude for drudgery. Or if you are the creative sort, you can join a corporation and have it come up with your ideas for you. The amount of great ideas corporations have today is astounding. They are far more original than people ever were. In fact, since the rise of the corporation I can’t think of a single person who invented anything. ↗

— Bauvard

#creativity #funny #humor #inventions #jobs

He was becoming aware that there was no such thing as over-the-top with Lawrence Davenport, as long as you were talking to Lawrence Davenport about Lawrence Davenport. ↗

— Jeffrey Archer

#funny #funny

Dost thou reckon thyself only a puny form/When within thee the universe is folded?Baha'u'llah ↗

— Bahá'u'lláh

#inspirational

I was kind of excited to go to jail for the first time and I learnt some great dialogue. ↗

— Quentin Tarantino

#inspiration #jail #prison #humor

Everyone has crap in their background, everyone has things they wish they could undo. But most people don't go around doing their best to screw up their present lives because of it. ↗

— Nicholas Sparks

#inspirational #humor

Cheer Up the worst is yet to come! ↗

— Barbara Johnson

#inspirational #humor

Be With Me In The Phases Of My Work Because My Brain Feels Like It Has Been Whipped And I Yearn To Make A Small Perfect Thing Which Will Live In Your Morning Like Curious Static Through A President's Elegy Or A Nude Hunchback Acquiring A Tan On The Crowded Oily Beach. ↗

— Leonard Cohen

#humor #inspiration #science #humor

Because nobody but a reader ever became a writer. ↗

— Richard Peck

#inspirational #inspirational

We all fall sometime but it's those that get back up and try again that make the difference. ↗

— Gary Revel

#perseverance #inspirational