#real

I think I have a superior brain and an inferior stature, if you really want to get brutal about it. ↗

— Paul Simon

#brain #brutal #get #i #i think

I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#did #feel #first #first time #found

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#i #just #myself #really #think

I really think everything is fair game. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#fair #fair game #game #i #really

What are the chances there is a God, really? ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#god #really

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#friends #i #know #nothing #really

It's always a nice feeling, having people think that you feel things much deeper than you're allowed to say, but this isn't true. If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#always #cartoonist #deeper #enough #feel

People are always giving you credit for really wanting to say more than you said. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#credit #giving #more #people #really

From 19 to 28 there was a lot of turmoil in my life, but in a stuck way. Then, around 28, my life started to get shaken up. I realized I wanted to grow more and that anything that wasn't working in my life, I could fix it. I feel like I came into my womanhood. And that was when I got married. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#around #came #could #feel #fix

One of the things that often frustrates me with cookbooks is that there are one or two recipes that are really good and the rest of them are not so great. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#frustrates #good #great #me #often