#real

Before we had the kids, my husband and I were traveling a lot and working and really enjoying our lives and each other. We both love the theater and books and travel and so we were really having a lot of fun. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#books #both #each #enjoying #fun

It gets really tricky giving advice. The older I get, the less advice I give. ↗

— Anne Heche

#get #gets #give #giving #i

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#backpack #being #bring #day #down

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#down #happening #hero #hold #holds

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#great #hungry #really #rice #something

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#hippopotamus #just #really

I don't know if you have ever been the object of someone's obsession - but if it's not of your desire, it is horrible. It is really awful. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#been #desire #ever #horrible #i

I had to have help getting up these stairs because I've been tackled by so many lions and tigers. Really. I'm like an old football player. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#because #been #football #football player #getting

My light shines when things get really tough. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#light #really #shines #things #tough

Billy not only had a distinguished career in the Legislature, but he also has great business instincts and has done exceedingly well making investment decisions in both stocks and private ventures such as real estate. ↗

— Christie Hefner

#billy #both #business #career #decisions