#real

A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which is witch? You’ll have to burn me at the stake before I tell you anything. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You could shit and wipe your way to a wall of privacy.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

If you come by my place, you might see a wheelbarrow full of broken bricks. I broke them with my fist. I was practicing for your face.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Even when I think I'm writing really young, they say it's too mature. ↗

— Cynthia Weil

#i #i think #mature #really #say

When I go outside of L.A., no matter where it is, really anywhere I go, people will be stopping me or taking pictures or whatever it is. And it's great. It's amazing. I'm just lucky. ↗

— Michael Welch

#anywhere #go #great #i #just

I'm real excited. I'm so blessed to have so much peace and joy inside. I just can't keep quiet about it. ↗

— Brian Welch

#blessed #excited #i #inside #joy

If the script grabs me and appeals to me, I'm really very keen to work on it. ↗

— Hugo Weaving

#grabs #i #keen #me #really

We really shouldn't be running education like a supermarket where you compare prices. ↗

— Shirley Williams

#education #like #prices #really #running

It's a really bad idea to be in a band and get involved with each other. ↗

— Ann Wilson

#bad idea #band #each #get #idea