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I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog. ↗

— Amy Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. ↗

— Nicole McKay

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I had a dream about you. You spoke to me. That’s how I knew it was only a fantasy. My mumbled response was too logical for me to be asleep. ↗

— Bauvard

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I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. ↗

— Michael Summers

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I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream. ↗

— Amy Summers

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She let him finish her sentences for her for so long that now he starts them too. ↗

— David Mitchell

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I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your back, and you didn’t like it when I kept calling you “donkey face.” I was shocked, and I said, “You should be flattered that I think you look like Miley Cyrus.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, “No, I will not urinate in your mouth.” At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee—and get a drink of water.
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— Dora J. Arod

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