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Christ, they’d be getting a cat next. He mentally recoiled from the idea: the day they did that, he’d cut off his dick and call himself a lesbian.


Kate Aaron


#gay #gay-stereotypes #lesbian #love #relationships

Every person is attractive to somebody. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Every person is probably ugly to somebody, too. You are. I am. Jim Bob over there is, too. Don’t take it personally. And, we all need to do ourselves a favor. We need to believe people when they tell us we’re beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or hunkalicious, especially when that someone is somebody that we think is beautiful, handsome, sexy, attractive, hot, or babealicious. Because you know what? They probably really think so. They probably aren’t lying. They probably don’t give a damn that you don’t look like Pamela Anderson.


Dan Pearce


#beauty #dating #people #relationships #sexiness

A beautiful woman is a practical poet, taming her savage mate, planting tenderness, hope and eloquence in all whom she approaches.


Ralph Waldo Emerson


#men #relationships #woman #women #beauty

You and I were never meant to be together, but we are. Our pairing is not unlike two electrons ignoring natural laws in order to orbit one another. Life now defies reason—quirky but beautiful.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#love #pairing #relationship #richelle #richelle-goodrich

Life is beautiful,though the circumstances and situations around us may not say so,but life is certainly beautiful


Wogu Donald


#entrepreneurship #inspirational #relationship #beauty

And besides . . . I don’t want to leave you. Er, you guys.” He smiled, and it lit up his whole face. “Well, ‘we’ are certainly happy to hear that. Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.” I grinned back.


Richelle Mead


#awww #contentment #conversation #humor #love

Pundits are always blaming TV for making people stupid, movies for desensitizing the world to violence, and rock music for making kids take drugs and kill themselves. These things should be the least of our worries. The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal,' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.


Chuck Klosterman


#love #media #relationships #humor

Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else." "Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Oh… sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive." Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.


Kim Harrison


#relationships #humor

When we are dealing with human beings, no truth has reality by itself; it is always dependent upon the reality of the immediate relationship.


Rollo May


#meaning #relationship #existentialism

I will teach you in time, but for now restrain me and have your way with me. I don’t want to think, I just want to feel.” -Jake


Laci Paige


#erotic #may-december-relationships #bdsm






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